Surreal and brutally hard RPG The Ensign recently updated with lots of devious content guaranteed to make you hate yourself more than ever. It’s also on sale for $0.99 USD.
What’s New in Version 1.45
– changed the way punch levels work, you’ll hate me for it I promise.
– made the game harder, try not to cry.
– made “refuse food” harder too, but you’ll get an extra surprise at the end if you can complete it.
– added new messages of “encouragement”.
– are those thieves over there?