Plants vs Zombies Sequel Coming in Spring 2013

Foliage, beware. PopCap’s salad-chomping zombies will be shambling back onto the tower defense scene with a Plants vs Zombies sequel sometime in Spring 2013. Ah, love is in the air–a love for grinding tender roots and leaves under merciless rows of yellowed teeth, that is.

Currently, details about the new Plants vs Zombies are as thin as a lettuce-fed zombie, but PopCap promises that we can expect ‘a bevy of new features, settings, and situations, designed to delight the franchise’s tens of millions of fans around the world.’

Some denizens from the Plants vs Zombies universe had a few things to say via a press release that was distributed by PopCap earlier today:

‘Spring is crullest curlie ungood time, and plantz grow dull roots. So, we are meating you for brainz at yore house. No worry to schedule schedlue plan’¦ we’re freee anytime. We’ll find you.’

(Mom? Is that you?)

Sonny F. Lower of the Flora Forever Foundation chimed in as well. ‘There was a time we relished a bracing, hearty blend of zombies, in the morning. But first, a brisk shower and some strategic pruning are required. Tomorrow is near!’

Will the promise of a new Plants vs Zombies game be enough to keep you warm and hopeful through the coming winter months?

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