Stupid Maze Game

FACT: This is the most challenging maze game you will ever play.

Sure, you can solve a maze when you see the whole maze at once, but can you navigate a maze only seeing one room at a time? Stupid Maze Game features a randomly generated, 625-room maze designed to drive you crazy. There are no loops in the maze, but you’ll spend most of your time going in circles, getting lost and having the strange feeling that you’ve “been here before.”

To help you out (or taunt you), many of the rooms have Useless Comments written on the floor. Some are pointless facts, some are irrelevant quotes from movies, songs, or games, and some are inane statements about my own uninteresting life. Resourceful players will use these as landmarks as they navigate the maze.

If you ever reach the End (you probably won’t), you can see how much time you’ve wasted in this Stupid Maze Game, and if you’re masochistic, tap a button to generate a new random maze and start all over.

To keep your mind focussed, start playing your iPod/iPhone/iWhatever music before launching Stupid Maze Game. Your music will continue to play in the background. If you need to exit Stupid Maze Game to change tracks and whatnot, that’s ok. You’ll still be stuck in the same stupid room when you launch the game again.

Good luck. You’re gonna need it.


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