Slender-Man

from Ammonite Design Studios Ltd, originally released 26th September, 2012

THE ORIGINAL SLENDERMAN GAME FOR IPHONE!

Experience the game they're calling "The most scary game of all time" - Now even more terrifying!
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Slender-Man Review

Let’s get this out of the way first: Slender-Man is abysmal. No matter what your circumstances are– even if you’re best friends with the developer– you should not waste your time or money on this game. Even calling Slender-Man a “game” is generous, because it lacks basic game-like qualities, such as goals, challenge, gameplay, and fun. It’s a tedious, awful experience from the moment you boot it up to the moment you quit out of sheer boredom.

Slender-Man, for those who aren’t aware, is an urban legend of the digital age. He’s a tall, thin, faceless man in a dark suit who shows up in (or is Photoshopped into) old photos, blending in with the background and looking creepy. You can learn all about him here.

Don’t be a creeper.

The game Slender-Man drops you in a forest at night. Two analog sticks let you move and look around, but they’re horribly unresponsive. There are no other buttons, so there’s nothing to do other than walk around. You can’t even run, so you’re stuck trudging slowly through a dark, boring, tree-filled environment.

Aside from some low-res septic tanks and blurry structures you can’t enter, somewhere in the forest is the titular Slender-Man. Stand still long enough, and he approaches you. He moves even slower than you do, however, so avoiding him is no heroic feat. If he gets close enough to you, the screen starts to go staticky. If he bumps into you, you freeze– meaning you can’t move away from him. But he doesn’t do anything to you except stand next to you. And now that you two are all buddy-buddy, you can’t move until you quit to the title screen. It’s not scary. It’s not challenging. It’s certainly not fun.

A trailer in the woods.

That’s the game. You move through an ugly environment to avoid a laughably slow villain. It ends when you give up trying to avoid him, or when you decide that doing just about anything else in the world would be a better use of your time. If you’re looking for a Halloween scare, check out our list of the scariest iOS games. Whatever you do, do not pay money for this awful, pointless, boring, ugly, sluggish, almost unplayable “game.”

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