Penguin Chucker Game

“Hilarious! I had the time of my life!” –Some dude who played it. (Incidentally, he was also watching a very funny program on TV and talking about his recent trip to the Bahamas.)
“The most entertaining thing I have ever spent nothing on in the history of anything, ever!” –Someone I paid to say something nice and intelligent about Penguin Chucker. (I got half of my money back.)
“My favorite part is the Penguin Chuck Theme Song! It rocks!” –Musician Matthew George Dennis, who wrote and performed the song.
“Like miniature golf on crack…ed ice!” –Ok, I said that, but only because likening the game to miniature golf in the instructions was clumsy, but it does help, so now it is said.