Grim Joggers

Grim Joggers is a game from , originally released 31st December, 1969

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Grim Joggers and Protoxide are Free Today

It seems like every day good iOS games go free, and today is no exception. Today you can download the darkly comic endless runner Grim Joggers and the F-Zero-style racer Protoxide: Death Race for a whole bunch of nothin’. Read on for details.

Grim Joggers is one of our favorite endless runners, partly because you control not one but a number of runners. They all run automatically, and they all jump and double-jump when you tap the screen. Along the way you’ll inevitably lose joggers to spikes, bombs, and murderous robots, but your score depends on how far you can make it before the last one falls. It’s funny, it’s fun, and today it’s free. Read our review and download the game here.

The other free game is Protoxide: Death Race, a futuristic hovercraft racer along the lines of Wipeout or F-Zero. Like in many racers, you want to be first to cross the finish line, but this one also includes power-ups like shields, speed boosts, and an array of heavy-duty firepower that unleashes automatically when you lock onto an opponent. Unfortunately, multiplayer is local-only, but with all the stuff that’s included at no cost at all today, you probably won’t complain. Read our review and download the game here.

Grim Joggers Review

The endless running genre is getting stale. We’ve been there, we’ve done that, and we have the high scores to prove it. We’re talking about games like Canabalt, Hellkid, Monster Dash, Robot Unicorn Attack, and the list goes on. The good ones have unique twists to make them stand out. Grim Joggers, a new entry into the genre, brings us something we haven’t seen before: danger-loving health nuts.

The biggest twist in Grim Joggers is that you control a group of joggers as they get their exercise on in several extremely deadly environments. Pits and spike barriers are placed liberally throughout the randomly generated levels, and it’s all you can do to keep these sweatsuit-wearing risk takers alive. Since this is a high score game, no matter what you do they’ll all die eventually, and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.

I believe it’s jogging or yogging. It might be a soft J.

Just like in most endless running games, your joggers run to the right, with slowly increasing speed, and all you have to worry about is making them jump or double jump. You always control whichever jogger is in the lead, and whatever you do the others mimic. So if you successfully jump over a spike barrier, it’s likely that most of your joggers will, too. If you miss the jump and impale yourself, most of the joggers will do the same, but often some will survive, and the one you control switches to whoever ends up in the lead.

As you attain certain distances, you’ll cross checkpoints that give you score multipliers based on how many runners you have left. When all of your runners perish, your score gets posted to Game Center and any achievements you racked up are awarded. When you get enough achievements, the next level unlocks.

Three levels are available so far: a jungle, a cave, and a snowy environment. Each level has spikes, pits, and a couple of unique obstacles that can take down your jogging team. For example, the cave level contains exploding barrels, and the ice level has hungry polar bears you’d be wise to avoid. One small issue is that the deadly traps can blend into the environments, so you have to have to keep your eyes peeled.

Grim Jogger is a fun game and a universal app, but if you’ve played one or two endless running games before, this one won’t feel all that fresh. Still, the humor and excellent presentation make it worth a look. Just be careful out there. It’s a dangerous world.