from , originally released 1st January, 1970

A long time ago, in a land far away there was a sneaker jammed in an ass.

It used to be an ass like any other, but now it was hardened like stone. Men big and small, horses and tug-of-war champions tried to pull it out. But it just wouldn’t budge.

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