Ask the Swami

The great Swami knows all.
Are you having trouble making a decision? Are you stuck trying to choose between options, and need some outside help?

Stop worrying, you’re not alone. The Swami is here to help!
The all-knowing, all-seeing Swami has all the answers to life’s questions. He can help you get a sneak peek into the future.

- Are you wondering if she still loves you?
- Should you buy yourself that new game?
- Should you take the day off from work? (cough, cough, of course you’re sick!)
- Is that guy looking at you funny?
- Should you eat that last cupcake?

Just ask the Swami your question, and get his sage advice.

And just in case its necessary… please do remember that the Swami’s powers are FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Despite all evidence to the contrary, the Swami is not a supernatural oracle, and does not give actual advice you should feel compelled to take. The author of this app is not responsible for any ill-effects as a result of following the advice of this app, or the side-effects of using it while operating heavy machinery, climbing rocks, or swinging from vines.
People from Idaho are expressly forbidden from believing anything this app tells them.

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