Are You Dumber Than A Zombie?

About Me:

My name is Liz, and man do I love zombies. I’ve read multiple guides, seen all the movies, read all the books, and internetted the hell out of them (internet is a verb now, by the way). So I pretty much know it all.

Um, let’s see. I have cystic fibrosis, it’s a genetic disorder which makes my lungs (and digestive system and sinuses and who knows what else) totally full of mucus pretty much drowning me. It’s not tasty, let me tell you. If you think about it, you can donate money to the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation at http://www.cff.org. Or just buy my app and give money directly to me (which I’m totally ok with).

Anyway, thanks for buying! See you on the other side of the zombie apocalypse!

Liz

Take this test and see what your Zombie IQ is.

Sample questions:

Which of these terrains is the easiest to survive in?

A. Somewhere with snow. The zombies will just freeze solid!
B. A forest. Good cover and supplies like wood and fruits/animals to eat.
C. The desert. It’s isolated and any zombie will melt before it gets to us!
D. A tropical island. No zombie will get past the water.

Really, what is a zombie?
A. A mindless undead being raised up by magic.
B. An undead human with no higher brain function who craves human flesh.
C. Your uncle after a couple of drinks at Thanksgiving.
D. Anyone who watches infomercials for too long.