It seems like every few months a Mario clone appears on the App Store, and it’s usually swiftly removed. So if you want a clunky, awful clone of the Nintendo 3DS game Super Mario 3D Land, you’d better grab up 3D Cartoon Land: Safari quickly, because it probably won’t have much of a shelf life. You can check it out on the App Store by clicking here.
We’ve played a bit of this game, and we can report that it’s as abysmal as you’d expect. The graphics are bland, the movement is wooden, the pace is glacial, there are no sound effects, and the music could put a cocaine addict to sleep. Also, getting hit once earns you a Game Over.